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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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