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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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