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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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