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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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