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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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