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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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