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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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