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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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