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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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