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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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