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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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