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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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