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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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