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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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