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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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