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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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