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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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