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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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