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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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