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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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