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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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