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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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