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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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