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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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