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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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