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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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