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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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