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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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