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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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