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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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