Pictures:

What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

347

What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

2270

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

1164

What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

2465

What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

2419

How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

266

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

1496

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

182

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

2589

Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

1901