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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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