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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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