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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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