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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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