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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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