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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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