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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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