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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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