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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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