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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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