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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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