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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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