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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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