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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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