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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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