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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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