Pictures:

How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

2967

Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

1610

What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

1744

What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

1939

Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

2796

Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

2585

What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

1946

Yes, it's on the house.

3198

When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

1582

Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

2242

What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

441

What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

2137