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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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