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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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