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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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