Pictures:

How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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