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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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