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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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