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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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