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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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