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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

295

What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

3250

What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

615

What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

2918

What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

2484

What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

533

What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

1252

How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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