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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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