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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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