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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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