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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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