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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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