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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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