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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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