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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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