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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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