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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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