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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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