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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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