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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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