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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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