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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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