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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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