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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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