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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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