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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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