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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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