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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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