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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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