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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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