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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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