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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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