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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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