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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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