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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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