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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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