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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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