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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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