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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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