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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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