Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

402
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

2203
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

823
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

2366
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

526
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

3342
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

3046
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

3068
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

2553
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

1682
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

3269