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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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