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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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