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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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