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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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