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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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