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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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