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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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