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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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