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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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