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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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