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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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