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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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