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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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