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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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