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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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