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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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