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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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