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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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