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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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