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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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