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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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