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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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