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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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