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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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