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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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