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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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