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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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