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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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