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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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