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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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