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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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