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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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