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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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